content26 Mascots: Audrey Hepburn and Jake Pataki
Audrey Hepburn
Audrey Hepburn (nèe Gary Busey) was recently retired as the Official content26 Mascot when, during one of the company’s annual cleaning sessions, her dried spittle was discovered on all of the company’s printer cables, Cat5 wiring, and surge protectors. A lifelong lover of all things that squeak, this overweight Pomeranian currently resides on a 15,000 square-foot lot in suburban Washington with a 12-year-old black cat who can easily dismantle her nose from her face, two toddlers who think she runs on batteries, a woman who once read a news account of an Australian Pomeranian who ate a baby, and a large man who shears her fur several times a year for his children’s Christmas stockings.
Jake Pataki
Jake is a five-year-old Smooth Coat Collie/Saluki mix and currently holds the title of Official content26 Mascot. Raised in the Tennessee backwoods, Jake comes from a troubled background where he was mistreated by his owners. But happily he was rescued and placed with a good home in Seattle. It is rumored that he was twice named “West Coast Canine Magazine Dog of the Year,” is a classically trained concert violinist, and barks fluent Portuguese. But all sites purporting those rumors were removed in the most recent Google algorithm updates. He is also the reason content26 has installed a baby gate on all office doors and forces UPS drivers to sign waivers before entering our office.
